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    Wizard — Fireball Is the Answer! — Arcane Everyday Dark Tee

    $28.00

    From the Common Room of the Broken Die Inn I’ve hosted a lot of wizards in my time.Brilliant minds, arcane theories, ancient tomes… and every last one of them reaches the same conclusion eventually. Fireball. This shirt is for the spellcaster who doesn’t waste time debating solutions when a perfectly good explosion will do. Whether…

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  • druid low profile cap, front - dark greendruid low profile cap, front left - dark green

    Druid — Woodland Field Cap

    $32.00

    From the Hook by the Back Door of the Broken Die Inn If you see a squirrel watching you from the rafters, don’t worry. It’s probably just checking your credentials. This low profile cap bears the simple mark of the wild: “Druid”, stitched clean and clear, accompanied by a squirrel who knows more than it…

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    Wizard’s Fireball Cap — Low-Profile Arcane Headwear

    $32.00

    From the Hat Peg by the Hearth at the Broken Die Inn You can always tell a wizard by the scorch marks… or by the confidence with which they wear their spell of choice. This cap bears the image of a wizard mid-cast, loosing a fireball with the kind of certainty that says “I didn’t…

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    Barbarian — Therapy? No Thanks. I’ve Got RAGE! — Battle-Ready Everyday Tee

    $28.00

    From the Broken Bench Outside the Broken Die Inn Some folk talk things through. Some folk journal. And some folk grab the nearest problem and hit it until they feel better. This “Barbarian: Therapy? No Thanks. I’ve Got RAGE!” shirt is for that last sort. Worn by warriors who process emotions at full volume, this…

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    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Shadow-Runner Sweatshirt

    $45.00

    From the Corner Booth of the Broken Die Inn (The One With the Best View of the Exits) You don’t become a rogue by accident. You plan for it. You optimize for it. And when things go wrong, you make sure they go wrong for someone else. This “Rogue: Min-Maxed for Mischief” sweatshirt is worn…

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    Wizard’s Fireball Mug — Spell Prepared

    Price range: $18.00 through $25.00

    From the Spell-Safe End of the Bar at the Broken Die Inn – Wizard’s Fireball Mug Some folk start their day with calm intentions. Wizards start theirs already knowing which spell they’re going to use. This mug bears the mark of decisive arcana: the word Wizard, with a lone robed silhouette standing in for the…

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    Wizard’s Watchcap — Fireball Prepared Beanie

    $30.00

    From the Upper Hat Shelf at the Broken Die Inn – The Wizard Fireball Beanie You can always tell a wizard by two things: their confidence… and their preferred solution. This fisherman-style watchcap bears the word Wizard, stitched bold and clear — with a single exception. Where the “i” should be stands a robed wizard…

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    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Grove-Walker Sweatshirt

    $45.00

    From the Quiet Corner of the Broken Die Inn (Where the Wildlife Listens) Some folk hear chittering and see chaos. A druid hears warnings, gossip, and the exact location of the best acorns in town. This “Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” sweatshirt is worn by those who understand the wild has a…

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    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Grove-Walker’s Hooded Cloak

    $55.00

    From the Bench Near the Hearth (Where the Squirrels Keep Staring) You’d be surprised how much a squirrel has to say — if you know how to listen. This “Druid: Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” hooded garment is worn by those who walk softly, listen carefully, and absolutely understand why that squirrel is judging…

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    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Grove-Walker’s Dark Hooded Cloak

    $55.00

    From the Bench Near the Hearth (Where the Squirrels Keep Staring) You’d be surprised how much a squirrel has to say — if you know how to listen. This “Druid: Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” hooded garment is worn by those who walk softly, listen carefully, and absolutely understand why that squirrel is judging…

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    Wizard — Fireball Is the Answer — Arcane Fleece Premium Dark Sweatshirt

    $45.00

    From the Spell-Singed Benches of the Broken Die Inn I’ve heard wizards argue theory for hours. I’ve seen them consult tomes thicker than shields. And I’ve watched every last one of them reach the same conclusion when things went sideways. Fireball. This “Fireball Is the Answer! What Was the Question?” sweatshirt is for the spellcaster…

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    Rogue’s Watchcap — Fisherman Beanie

    $30.00

    From the Coat Rack Near the Back Door of the Broken Die Inn A good rogue knows two things: stay warm, and don’t draw attention — at least not until it’s useful. This Rogue’s Watchcap is favored by scouts, cutpurses, and quietly competent troublemakers who prefer their gear simple, reliable, and easy to blend in….

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    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Hooded Cloak (Disguised as a Hoodie)

    $55.00

    From the Hearth of the Broken Die Inn Every rogue needs a good cloak. Some just happen to look suspiciously like modern streetwear. This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” hooded garment is a favorite among cutpurses, scouts, and those who insist their build is perfectly balanced despite what the rest of the party says. Soft on…

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    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Dark Hooded Cloak (Disguised as a Hoodie)

    $55.00

    From the Hearth of the Broken Die Inn Every rogue needs a good cloak. Some just happen to look suspiciously like modern streetwear. This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” hooded garment is a favorite among cutpurses, scouts, and those who insist their build is perfectly balanced despite what the rest of the party says. Soft on…

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    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Travel Mug with Handle

    Price range: $36.00 through $46.00

    From the Counter of the Broken Die Inn If you see a hooded figure slip out the door at dawn with one of these in hand, don’t ask questions. They’ve already checked your pockets. This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” travel mug is favored by scouts, spies, lockpickers, and anyone who believes preparation is just another…

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  • druid t-shirt, front - irish greendruid t-shirt, front 2 - irish green

    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Adventurer’s Everyday Tee

    $28.00

    From The Broken Die Inn Common Room You wouldn’t believe how many secrets a squirrel knows. Over the years I’ve seen more than a few leaf-cloaked wanderers stroll into the Broken Die Inn, pockets full of acorns, whispering to things that most folk would just shoo away. Every single one of them swears the same…

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    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Adventurer’s Everyday Dark Tee

    $28.00

    From The Broken Die Inn Common Room You wouldn’t believe how many secrets a squirrel knows. Over the years I’ve seen more than a few leaf-cloaked wanderers stroll into the Broken Die Inn, pockets full of acorns, whispering to things that most folk would just shoo away. Every single one of them swears the same…

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  • rogue classic t-shirt, front - navyrogue classic t-shirt, model woman - navy

    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Adventurer’s Everyday Dark Shirt

    $28.00

    From the Back Table of the Broken Die Inn – Rogue T-shirt You can always spot a rogue by the way they sit.Back to the wall. Exit in sight. Pockets heavier than they were five minutes ago. This “Rogue: Min-Maxed for Mischief” RPG inspired  shirt is for the sort of adventurer who plans three moves…

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  • wizard t-shirt, front - sandwizard t-shirt, model woman - carolina blue

    Wizard — Fireball is the answer! —Arcane Everyday Tee

    $28.00

    From the Common Room of the Broken Die Inn I’ve hosted a lot of wizards in my time.Brilliant minds, arcane theories, ancient tomes… and every last one of them reaches the same conclusion eventually. Fireball. This shirt is for the spellcaster who doesn’t waste time debating solutions when a perfectly good explosion will do. Whether…

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    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Adventurer’s Everyday Shirt

    $28.00

    From the Back Table of the Broken Die Inn – Rogue T-shirt You can always spot a rogue by the way they sit.Back to the wall. Exit in sight. Pockets heavier than they were five minutes ago. This “Rogue: Min-Maxed for Mischief” shirt is for the sort of adventurer who plans three moves ahead, optimizes…

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